Commander, Council Spectre

Commander Shepard - Council Spectre. Some call me Bitchface - but my name is Jasper.
STATUS: On the Normandy. Minor respiratory problems.
[ Independent RP blog for Commander Jasper Shepard of the SSV Normandy SR2. Faceclaim is Gaspard Ulliel ]

hexagonass:

I do hope you actually get that looked at instead of putting it off.” Miranda chastises gently, though she means well. “I wouldn’t want to see my hard work go to waste, Shepard. And that it is, truly. Ask me two years ago where I thought I would be and it would certainly not be here.”

"Doc said it would clear up in a vile, trust me on zis!" Jasper retorted, pointing a finger at her. He then let out another cough and settled back down, crossing his arms. "Vell, I zought of ze possibility zat we would be here someday, but instead of being all sad about my vounds, we would be recounting wonderful stories like good friends." Playfully, he winked, one of his dimples showing in a grin.

2 months ago on May 1st | J | 10 notes
[MSG] ghoooooost [MSG] ghoooost i made fooood


majorcatalystshepard-archive:

<MSG> food?

<MSG> WHERE FOOD

crew deck!!!
i made sweets too!

2 months ago on April 29th | J | 3 notes

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

2 months ago on April 29th | J | 223,866 notes

Pose troubling philosophy dilemmas in my askbox and my character will give you their take on it.

Or, if they aren’t sure, they’ll give a monologue as they think it through.

2 months ago on April 28th | J | 642 notes

majorcatalystshepard:

beaucommandant:

majorcatalystshepard:

[there are at least six more asks about “______ brand biotic amps”

I’m not sure if I know some of the brands :< ]

[ I sent you like, four. ]

[WHY]

[ REASONS. ]

2 months ago on April 27th | J | 6 notes
Tagged as: #OOC 

majorcatalystshepard:

[there are at least six more asks about “______ brand biotic amps”

I’m not sure if I know some of the brands :< ]

[ I sent you like, four. ]

2 months ago on April 27th | J | 6 notes
Tagged as: #OOC 
username: 8975J
password: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RETINAL SCAN CONFIRMED

Good morn-…..

I wonder vho did not wake me up…

2 months ago on April 27th | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #!online #open 

urdnot-branka:

friendly reminders

  • if we have small banter threads and you don’t want to RP it anymore its okay to drop it! They’re cute little ways to get our characters talking, its not a big deal if you have nothing to write for it.
  • if our characters haven’t interacted and you want to, feel free to dive into my random banter posts or picture posts. If not, that’s okay too!
  • I’m really shy uvu I don’t bite or won’t get mad if you have any questions that need asking
2 months ago on April 26th | J | 7 notes
"I 'eard a buncha corny jokes. Vat else is in zat book?" Jasper doesn't hesitate to point at the book before tucking his hand back in his hoodie pocket. His other hand only comes out to push up his glasses.


urdnot-branka:

daughter-of-the-genophage:

"Oh this? It was a gift because my friends knew I liked puns a lot." She holds up her book to him. "Would you like to read it?"

Branka wiggled around in her seat, getting comfortable again while trying to get rid of the nervous feeling that over came her. Should she read her jokes with more enthusiasm, or maybe add some voices?

She thumbed through the pages and stopped at a random list of jokes. Branka decided to read as she had done earlier.

"I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back."

Branka snorted and continued down the list.

"Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed."

She had to pause to chuckle but then quickly moved on and read.

"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. HAH!" Branka set her book down and laughed to herself. "Ahhhh I get it!"

Shepard wheezed at the last one and put his head down, shaking with raucous laughter. “Ooohh mon dieu zat’s great.” He lifted his head back up and rubbed his eye as if he was wiping a tear from it. “It’s holding me back.. wow…”

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 4 notes
Tagged as: #urdnotbranka 
commander shepard do u have the booty

Anonymous

Chiennes anonymes stupides interrompre ma douche

3 months ago on April 23rd | J | 1 note
garroshhellascreams:

HELLS YEAH

garroshhellascreams:

HELLS YEAH

3 months ago on April 22nd | J | 1 note
garroshhellascreams:

hold on lemme take another selfie

garroshhellascreams:

hold on lemme take another selfie

3 months ago on April 22nd | J | 3 notes

lintufriikki:

aaaaa precious Legion

3 months ago on April 21st | J | 3,075 notes
Tagged as: #Legiboo #legion 

reachingconsensus:

beaucommandant:

"-I don’t gotta be reminded." Shepard grinned at him and waved over a waiter, gesturing his one hand about as he ordered.. well, what could be considered a metric ton of food for a human. After the waiter went away, he cautiously took his hand off of his side, sifting through messages on his omnitool.

There were better options for company than a Geth platform. As it didn’t really have much conversational tact. Preferred to just stare down at things in front of it and assess them with a few whirs and clicks and blinks of its lights. 

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= [ …There are many organic meal variations that are healthier and more preferable than the ones available here. ] =

Just an observation. It wasn’t really accounting for taste.

Shepard deadpanned at the geth, holding a fork in one hand and a knife in the other.

He doesn’t hesitate to point the knife at Legion. “Hush, you.” He grinned and dug into his food, pleased little rumbles and grumbles coming from the commander.

Solid food, holy shit!

3 months ago on April 21st | J | 12 notes

breakingbone:

My RPing style is “I tried

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3 months ago on April 21st | J | 25,539 notes