Commander, Council Spectre

Commander Shepard - Council Spectre. Some call me Bitchface - but my name is Jasper.
STATUS: On the Normandy. Minor respiratory problems.
[ Independent RP blog for Commander Jasper Shepard of the SSV Normandy SR2. Faceclaim is Gaspard Ulliel ]
garroshhellascreams:

HELLS YEAH

garroshhellascreams:

HELLS YEAH

22 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 1 note
garroshhellascreams:

hold on lemme take another selfie

garroshhellascreams:

hold on lemme take another selfie

23 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 3 notes

lintufriikki:

aaaaa precious Legion

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 2,566 notes
Tagged as: #Legiboo #legion 

reachingconsensus:

beaucommandant:

"-I don’t gotta be reminded." Shepard grinned at him and waved over a waiter, gesturing his one hand about as he ordered.. well, what could be considered a metric ton of food for a human. After the waiter went away, he cautiously took his hand off of his side, sifting through messages on his omnitool.

There were better options for company than a Geth platform. As it didn’t really have much conversational tact. Preferred to just stare down at things in front of it and assess them with a few whirs and clicks and blinks of its lights. 

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= [ …There are many organic meal variations that are healthier and more preferable than the ones available here. ] =

Just an observation. It wasn’t really accounting for taste.

Shepard deadpanned at the geth, holding a fork in one hand and a knife in the other.

He doesn’t hesitate to point the knife at Legion. “Hush, you.” He grinned and dug into his food, pleased little rumbles and grumbles coming from the commander.

Solid food, holy shit!

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 12 notes

breakingbone:

My RPing style is “I tried

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1 day ago on April 21st | J | 21,545 notes
Fun Fact: Jas has the biggest grin when he listens to 8bit music that's upbeat.


majorcatalystshepard:

[when Ghost finds this out he starts blasting 8-bit versions of some of his favorite songs on his omnitool]

[ It’s mostly Wreck-It Ralph songs

beCAUSE those songs are so fricking fun to listen to ]

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 1 note
[MSG] What's so good about Turians? [MSG] they chafe.


jesinorah:

beaucommandant:

jesinorah:

[TEXT]: not if you do it right

[TEXT]: plus hnnnnng teeth and mandibles mmmm…

their amino acids are opposite of ours
that’s why humans chafe ok
I’M ACTUALLY SMART JESI WOW
THE BARELY ENGLISH SPEAKING COMMANDER SHEPARD
KNOWS HIS SHIT WOW

[TEXT]: jasper.

[TEXT]: jasper no.

[TEXT]: biology lesson: their amino acids are not what cause the chafeing. what causes the chafeing is the whole ‘person made of metal fucks a person made out of soft flesh’. chafeing is caused by repeated friction against the same area.

[TEXT]: the amino acids thing has to do with why some humans experience allergic reactions when they swallow turian jizz.

[TEXT]: you’re a turd

NON
I AM DONE
GOODBYE

[Jasper Shepard has signed off]

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 3 notes
"I 'eard a buncha corny jokes. Vat else is in zat book?" Jasper doesn't hesitate to point at the book before tucking his hand back in his hoodie pocket. His other hand only comes out to push up his glasses.


urdnot-branka:

"Oh this? It was a gift because my friends knew I liked puns a lot." She holds up her book to him. "Would you like to read it?"

Jas tilted his head a bit… and sat down in the chair next to her. “It is better if someone reads zem, personally. It is much more funny, depending on zeir emphasis on certain words.” He plopped his scruffy chin on his hands, giving Branka a smile. “Go ahead.”

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes
Look at that beauty! [[hoshit we got ourselves a shepard]]


friendshipstates:

"Over here, we see the Jasper in his natural habitat: The command bridge of an Alliance Vessel. It appears one of his underlings has brought him the wrong caffeinated beverage. Let’s see what happens."

"I vill zrow it in your face, Gentaro. Zat’s vat’s going to ‘appen." Shepard calmly dumps the bad coffee down a disposal chute and digs through his hoodie pocket, taking out a can of the stuff.

Good stuff, obviously.

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes
what non-sexual activities does Jasper like to do with their significant other(s)?

Anonymous

Jasper really likes movies and watching water, whether it’s oceans, creeks, rivers… you get it.

He also likes to cook for his partner and treat them well to a night in, even though he may be gone for days at a time if they’re a civilian.

Jas does enjoy just sitting in relative silence and reading with his partner - he actually sits still for more than five minutes.

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes

Send shippy questions for my character.

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 198 notes
[MSG] What's so good about Turians? [MSG] they chafe.


jesinorah:

[TEXT]: not if you do it right

[TEXT]: plus hnnnnng teeth and mandibles mmmm…

their amino acids are opposite of ours
that’s why humans chafe ok
I’M ACTUALLY SMART JESI WOW
THE BARELY ENGLISH SPEAKING COMMANDER SHEPARD
KNOWS HIS SHIT WOW

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 3 notes
[ *licks Ghost muse* get up ]


majorcatalystshepard:

[ buhhhhhhhhhhh go away no I wanna sleep

- Ghost muse]

[ Get up! ]

1 day ago on April 21st | J | 1 note
jas show us ur nose

Anonymous

jesinorah:

beaucommandant:

Quoi???

DO THE THING, FRENCH FRY. I’M WAITING.

Vat zing?

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes
jas show us ur nose

Anonymous

Quoi???

2 days ago on April 21st | J | 2 notes